Fleance (as played by Keith Chegwin in Roman Polanski's "The Tragedy of MacBeth or "The Scottish Film")

Bit of a long title that one. Possibly trying to win a bet. I don't really remember who this would have been presented to, possibly CQTs as Martin was getting everything I was writing at that time. Though it doesn't really fit that idiom. Maybe Knock-Knock or Nude Scientists then; it's pretty academic at this point.

More Morrissey kicking.


Fleance (as played by Keith Chegwin in Roman Polanski’s “The Tragedy of MacBeth or “The Scottish Film”)

“He has killed me, mother”
Is a line that Morrissey,
Would probably have killed for,
Passive-aggressively,

But those Northern tones were never his,
But Cheggers’ off the telly,
Gambolling in his empty hose,
A bare-bodkin in his belly,